You know how you don't know how you really feel about something until it is no longer an option? Well, this was exactly like that. I found myself very dissapointed that I had not pursued it harder. The woman who called me asked if I could be an alternate reader though so I accepted. The next weekend of Nov 27th I got the first call. The train departs at 5 pm so "Lisa" asked me to be there about 4:30 to go over the basics. I didn't get into the train car till 20 minutes to as the supervisor went over a lot more than I thought I'd have anything to do with. Heber Valley Railroad Information, Christmas jokes and trivia, a complicated sound system and an MP3 player with certain songs to be played at certain times. She gave me a song book to lead the crowd in, even The Night Before Christmas had music to be played in the background with certain parts of the story highlighted on the page where the music went with the story. As I'm TRYING to wrap my head quickly around this information and NOT panic ("What have I gotten myself into, I'm IT for an hour and a half???) there is a disabled family that has already boarded the train and keeps asking me to take pictures, "I think I'd like it a little more zoomed in..." I finally got one of the Cocoa Chef's to do it. The Cocoa Chefs replaced the elves this year. This gal "training" me was seriously throwing enough stuff at me that I wished I had gotten there the day before to learn it, "If the mic battery goes dead replace it with the 9V in this stocking..." she went on. Gulp.
I feel badly for that first train car of people that rode with me. I was doing my darndest but the music didn't seem to be going with the story at all and so I just made my voice excited when the music had a crachendo, "...his nose like a CHERRY!" There was quite a bit of time where we just looked out the window at the pretty scenery and listened to music that I somehow got working on the sound system. They don't know what to expect right? At least I didn't fopaux like the photographer and ask the BLIND man if he wanted to take his sunglasses off for the picture.
I think as the Alternate I've ended up reading quite a bit more than if I was a "scheduled" reader. To date here on the 21st of Dec I've gone 8 nights. Two trains a pop and that means I've gone 16 times. Fast forward to now: I've got that sound system down. I know which knob is the mic volume, and which is the music, I can get to Frosty the Snowman or Rudolph in a pinch, and if anything, we run out of time before getting to all the activities. I get it. I also get why people like doing it, cause I do. These people that get on the train are SO excited to be there and they have paid a ton of money. I love hearing where all the people are from: Romania, Australia, Bejing, Tokyo as well as all over the United States: Wisconsin, Florida, California, and on and on. It works best for me to have the passengers tell the jokes instead of myself so I have the jokes cut into strips to take as they board. I tell them that I am here because I can read not because I can sing and subsequently they help with all the verses of We Wish You a Merry Christmas. I can even read (better yet RECITE) Twas the Night Before Christmas without a copy of the highlighted story and still get it right with the music. People are very kind and sweet and you'd have to be the GRINCH to not feel the Christmas Spirit on that train especially as night after night we arrive at the beautifylly lit North Pole and see Santa waving at our squealing car of children and parents before The Big Man himself boards.
Yes, at first I wondered if I was committing to yet one more thing in December but it turns out it's the perfect way to put my brain on hold, my to-do list out of my head, and just have fun. Matt has brought me dinner on the break in-between train runs, and it's just worked out.


